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WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!


TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by giulio

shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


TERROR -


TAGS: road trip aversion humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 1:38 pm

Thank you, sir~~
premiumgrade - October 1, 2013, 8:55 am
Top notch.
lgvernon - August 1, 2013, 8:52 pm

LOL! I only had one, because I didn't want TWO!~I grew up with three siblings and I remember those road trips so well. NOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~
maoworks2 - August 1, 2013, 2:45 pm
O Ya Have Fun !
BobbEdwards - August 1, 2013, 10:49 am
Fav'd - and I'm not even a parent (thank heavens, lol)


CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...


TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by hootizz

hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


Future -


TAGS: future prospect stripper
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:18 pm
Needs a continuation: "... and make a school teacher's annual salary every three months."
JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 2:06 pm
Why? She'll probobly make more money than you ;)
manos - February 6, 2014, 8:30 am
hmm.. f*** you dude thats not nice. i laughed for an instance but immediately realised this is quite insulting and f***ed up...
JesusWept - January 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:01 pm
Dammit! I dropped math in high school and still managed to miss my calling in life. :( But I did learn enough algebra to know 5x1 to the nth power of L=5L.


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by giulio

DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})


DEISM - My belief is symbolized by a RUBBER BAND?!?


TAGS: deism mobius strip
Rating: 2.18/5
JoshaGibs - August 8, 2013, 6:39 am
One person has ever said the mobius strip even has anything to do with the philosophy of Deism. Of course being the person who wants to make a necklace and profit off of it. That doesn't make it a true symbol of Deism. Trust me no one rallies around it.
ddSkul - April 22, 2009, 4:46 pm
1) Paper, not rubber 2)How does a mobius strip symbolize "your belief"?
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 7:56 pm
It's stunningly similar to what the rubber band indicates belief in.


BEYBLADE -


TAGS: childhood wasted beyblade rip one
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:53 am
LOL! 5L - I think the sit-n-spin killed too many braincells already!


JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970


TAGS: jimmy page jimi hendrix rip bassist guitarist pink floyd led zeppelin
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by GTFO

Genius - October 5, 2009, 5:46 am
You must be a master baiter indeed.
Cerebus42 - September 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Five lions for your excellent fishing skills.
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 11:52 am
Hmmmm...caught 2 *checks size limit* they're keepers! *resets troll bait*
PD - September 7, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo dumb azz that Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Jake Eagle - August 28, 2009, 11:55 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters dude, roger waters is the bassist for pink floyd, and he's still alive. i guess there's a part to this joke i don't get which is probably the case, and after reading other comments, it looks that way.
Moe - June 3, 2009, 5:45 am
I get that it's a joke. And it's funny, don't get me wrong. BUT...... I still wanted to die when I read that.
Rhodopis - March 25, 2009, 10:09 pm
D:
Cubbybear - March 25, 2009, 9:15 pm
Start a tunnel and die! The troops are at the ready waiting for EGD's signal
dgbt - March 25, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hey, that's not right....................oh, ok, I get it, it's not supposed to be right


Tuco - The Original Gangsta -


TAGS: good bad ugly tuco sidegrip
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 11:07 pm
Eli Wallach is still alive, too. He'll be 98 in December!
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 5:46 pm
Bingo!
curlyrocks - August 8, 2013, 2:56 pm
Awesome BE, simply awesome.


INSANITY -


TAGS: pzy insanity grip reality fall
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Reality Lord - October 16, 2011, 8:00 pm

distance in miles or kilometers? made the trip a few times now....meh...the fall can be a blast. 5L


BE NAUGHTY - Save Santa Clause a trip


TAGS: save santa trip be naughty
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Budog

justme - December 4, 2011, 11:29 am
whohoe he has to come 2 times here XD tomorrow sinterklaas and 25 december santa claus, 2 times pressents XD


PARENTS -


TAGS: revenge is a strip club named mimis
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Sean

sear3489 - May 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
she needs to be kicked in the face
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:31 pm
i hate parents like this
temp - October 4, 2009, 5:49 pm
She will be very popular with all males in about 5-8 years.
Sean - August 23, 2009, 9:49 pm
I wish punctuation showed up in the tags because the strip club is named Mimi's.


HONESTY -


TAGS: crabs for lunch at stripjoint
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:10 am
I like it. 5 Biguns!


GOODBYE RYAN -


TAGS: rip ryan dunn theone
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by TheOne

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:08 am
Uh, I don't even remember him now. Who is he?
MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 5:01 pm
and then.... he drank and drove. and went down as a real "ja****s".


SOLUTION -




FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


WTF?!?!? - Why isn't he parked in the handicapped space?


TAGS: cripple fat redneck
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Nglycerin

mariand - November 30, 2011, 4:13 pm
nah, those are too lazy to jog...;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 30, 2011, 4:11 pm
...yes, occupied by someone who probably can jog.
BOSSthefurry - November 29, 2011, 8:44 am
lets face it. When we're all old and senile I'm sure we're gonna do this at least once.
mariand - November 28, 2011, 1:43 am
It happens that that place is occupied by a car...
CloudchaserS - November 27, 2011, 11:45 pm
My guess would be the rider wanted to leave that space for someone who is less mobile than him/herself. That aside, this is funny!


Portal Unlock -




JACK LALANNE -


TAGS: fitness death rip d
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CANADA - January 25, 2011, 8:56 pm
LMAO! i seen this on FB and had to come vote on it
agdaniele - January 25, 2011, 8:44 pm
Thank you, all! Jack LaLanne, RIP(ped).
Z-Bob - January 25, 2011, 2:50 pm
From a newb with one (bad) Moti to my credit - this is the best I have seen. Hall of Fame.
Dimytri - January 24, 2011, 11:24 pm
They're going to prop him up, point him in a direction, punt him in the a** and watch him run endlessly around the world with that smile on his face. The man is unstoppable.
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:18 pm
Nice! 5 daises
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2011, 10:03 pm
Wow...veggie's back. And he kept the super g** avatar. Good to see you, Ya huge woman.
Produceman117 - January 24, 2011, 9:02 pm
Nicely done
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:43 pm
Excellent.
Sean - January 24, 2011, 5:53 pm
Love it, aggiford. And it's a dammmmed good thing for you that Jack's not here or he'd ... ooooh, riggghhhhht.
Reality Lord - January 24, 2011, 5:29 pm

why do i get the feeling he will be neither buried nor cremated. rather they'll puree him in one of his juicers.
50cal - January 24, 2011, 11:39 am
The man was, no is a legend!
Cubbybear - January 24, 2011, 9:25 am
I used to watch that guy on TV as a kid.
crankyhead - January 24, 2011, 8:01 am
instafived, instafaved.


THE BATMAN OF ZUR-EN-AARH - Wow! Bats musta been totally stoned that night!


TAGS: the batman of zur en aarh d c comics dark knight joker rip
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by jalford

cbc_rules - August 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Actually, in that particular issue, he was stoned. He was on some kind of crystal meth or something.
Agent K - July 29, 2009, 10:10 pm
gave me a good chuckle so 5 poodles for you


R.I.P. - Rock in Peace, BON SCOTT - Ride On




CHASTITY -




PERSCRIPTION FOR DEATH - They had problems with drugs, known problems. Doctors still prescribed them with drugs... legally. Where's the accountability?


TAGS: michael jackson whitney houston perscriptions
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:23 am
Too Bad But They Played With Fire !
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:06 pm
no bl5ck jokes on MF :)


BATMAN -




FISHING TRIPS - THE ONLY GOOD WAY TO LET OUT ALL OF YOUR ANGER AND RELAX...




STARCH - you can indeed have too much of a good thing




MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !


TAGS: mcdonalds macca s rip off bottom line memo
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Chopperliscious - October 16, 2009, 6:43 am
I have the hates on for any fast food franchise right now. 5 Felines.
Krissie - October 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
This actually explains why I get #@$@#* every time on an order when I go there.
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Ya know, upon reflection, I would like to add that I didn't mean to be nazi-ish. It just got me thinking about McArson... Do you want fires with that?
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:19 am
Did anyone else notice the letter wants the drive thru girls to leave out h** apple pies and fires?
sheiksaws - October 15, 2009, 8:58 am
bastards!!!!!!!!!!!


MAKES THE MOST SENSE -


TAGS: aliens zoo trip calendar
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Greeny

crankyhead - August 28, 2011, 4:35 am
A pit 5top to get 5ome 5nack5. =)
gas - August 27, 2011, 10:33 am
ha ha!


Christmas 2015 -


TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.


SEEN BETTER DAYS -




ENVY - When you have finally obtained that vehicle that you know will turn heads... You can, at last, say 'you have made it'


TAGS: trolly trip
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by flint

Iconoclast - September 21, 2010, 5:37 pm
Well, the vehicle could benefit from a more powerful engine and a paint job
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 4:36 pm
Now that fuc*king funny!5L flint


TWO TRIPS! - Two trips, I said! Did you listen to me,Oh No... "I can make it one!" DUMBASS!


TAGS: two trips
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Hasbunmb - February 11, 2010, 12:52 pm
Teehee...


THE UNITED STATES - The cams and the ...err, the stars and the blinds ...err stripes, A symbol for freedom, peace and security. Since July 4, 1776.


TAGS: usa stars and stripes viba
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by viba

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Lol, that's . . . . . whoa. . . . wait this isn't politifake ;-)
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:26 am
Hey Orwell, I see what you're doing behind those blinds, and don't come crying to me when you grow hair on your palms
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:31 pm

one nation under CCTV....Britain led the way long before the USA ever tried it.


A WORD TO THE WISE -


TAGS: get grip humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 17, 2013, 1:21 am

Thank you!
chickenlittle - August 17, 2013, 1:19 am
Ha, that's great!


ER STAT! -




PETER "COLUMBO" FALK - Just one more thing Saint Peter Got a Light?


TAGS: peter falk columbo rip
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Watcher

Rudedog - January 5, 2013, 6:51 pm
Nice one


GARY MOORE -




Annoying comics -




SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?




YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation


TAGS: medicine chill pill flame war doris funny prescription
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Grammar Nazi - April 25, 2009, 9:18 pm
Okay, so wtf are we supposed to take if we **** too many bricks?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 8:45 am
You got the name, and you were close on the date; it was the day LSD was first synthesized by Dr Albert Hoffman. 25 points!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 2:45 am
13 points for LogicDude, plus 7 bonus points for a great all-text Herman Munster impression!
Herman LogicDude - November 23, 2008, 1:59 am
*jumps in his giant shoes* Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn *breaks through floor* Darn Darn Darn Darn!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 1:53 am
Full disclosure: I have felt the need to take one of these recently. ( also, there are easter eggs in this one)


A DIFFERENT KIND OF HOLDING IT -




THE COUP DE GRACE -


TAGS: triple dog dare
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

motinet - January 2, 2011, 12:07 pm

LOL! missed this one


ELIZABETH TAYLOR QUOTES -




DRUNKS -


TAGS: if i told you once i told you twice red and white strips
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 5:01 pm
ROFLMAO! Ummmm, Ron? You just explained a whole LOT about yourself in that comment!!!
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:59 pm
His son can only hope, eh Rerun?
rerun - October 26, 2009, 4:22 pm

worst part is he drove wife to hospital while drunk, violate his probation and will very well miss his new son 1st birthday as well.
RONSART - October 26, 2009, 4:15 pm
LOL.5L.believe it or not.but, is the same Hospital where I was born (of course, orginal building torn down yrs ago, now newer hospital)even had middle name named after-DEE-hated my mom for years for doing. Utah has it share of p***erts-maybe its the water


PRESCRIPTION -




PROBLEMS - This guy have them


TAGS: ouch gripherje
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Gripherje

lolman - May 20, 2009, 11:44 pm
HAIRY GORILLA ARMS This guy 'have' them lol f***in asians
Erecrottod - May 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
No bllod?
Z-Bob - May 7, 2009, 10:32 am
THEATRICAL MACHETE - This guy has one.
my first - May 4, 2009, 5:49 pm
Problems This guy HAS them
TJ - May 4, 2009, 5:42 pm
HAVE THEM - This guy does.


Plausible Deniability -


TAGS: humor drinking partying prescription booze
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

xnavygunner - March 27, 2014, 10:08 am
The story of my life!
Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 1:07 am
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - March 23, 2014, 5:01 pm

i like the layout. work5 for me


GETTING LOST -


TAGS: father family road trip hell
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - November 22, 2012, 8:47 pm
BAM!


BRANDED TOO -


TAGS: vice grip tool use
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Greeny

justme - May 23, 2011, 2:02 pm
its true as h*** XD seriously i know...
Cloudchaser - May 23, 2011, 9:37 am
Haha, WIN!
AgentNoir - May 23, 2011, 8:46 am
That would be "VISE," not "vice." Unless you're doing something REALLY k**** with them.


ROBBIE ROBERTSON - (Dedicated to AIRMAN)


TAGS: cripple creek
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - April 16, 2012, 3:36 pm
Knew you'd like this, Air.
Airman - April 16, 2012, 3:02 pm
good choice! you don't see many references for Robbie or The Band.


DISAPPOINTMENT - What a waste of gas.


TAGS: disappointment trip south dakota gettysburg
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by prosti82

sickartist - December 8, 2009, 5:02 pm
Who's bright idea was the sign anyway LOL 5 L's
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 4:01 pm
Dude you gotta stop. You are being very offensive.
Forum Hacker - December 8, 2009, 3:45 pm
Truth in Advertising
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 3:43 pm
I've been there too, but not on purpose. "Hey Moses!! why don't you let somebody else take a look at that map"
Bovee - December 8, 2009, 1:25 pm
thats funny as hell, i used to live there. and there is nothing there. wow 5 lions.


YO BITCH! -


TAGS: don t forget my beggin strips
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by culos

LogicDude - November 19, 2009, 3:38 pm
Operator? Operator! It's that idiot Timmy - he's down the well again!


GO ON - Laugh at them. I dare you.


TAGS: laugh at the cripples
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

caveman - October 29, 2011, 7:11 am
I may be a little late on this, but i found this quite funny
pzykosiz - May 3, 2010, 1:17 am
For anyone interested, I have started a topic for this poster for people to have a go at it themselves
agdaniele - May 3, 2010, 12:59 am
fozzwad... you have contributed nothing but criticism here so far... I ask that you contribute quality posters of your own, or enhance your good side here.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 3, 2010, 12:59 am
This is a wasted pic though...I know...I've wasted my share. So many other routes you could have gone with this...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 3, 2010, 12:58 am
lol...don't bark up that tree! I went there and they tied me to a chair, cut my ear off and drenched me in gasoline while dancing to Stuck in the Middle!
Fozzwad - May 3, 2010, 12:29 am
I don't care about PC, but I know funny. And sorry ag, but when I only see unfunny and insider posts, I get tired of it. Constructive b****ery...
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 11:21 pm
Not sure... we go through a lot of them. If a mod remembers approving it, it's up to them to say.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 11:10 pm
thanks aggy. though i did think it was pretty dark. any idea who actually approved it?
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 11:08 pm
I'm about as dark as they come here... don't think you're being judged for cruelty... just wastefulness. Case closed... let's all motifake!
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 11:07 pm
Ok, pzy... the fact is, this picture could've been a much funnier motifake. It's sometimes frustrating for motifakers of the dark humor type to see a pic like this wasted. The sooner you put this one behind you, the better it'll be here. Gotta let it go.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 11:04 pm
and you thought i was bad
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 11:03 pm
Thank you! d***, I figured that was going to tank.
MO - May 2, 2010, 10:58 pm
You said slow your roll....on a poster with a wheelchair wreck! Now that's funny stuff Aggy.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 10:50 pm
Fozzwad.... slow your roll. Please and thank you.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 10:49 pm
you can't be funny in a politically correct world
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 10:48 pm
maybe i will fozzwad. maybe i will
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Maybe your next poster should make fun of epileptics or cancer patients. Pathetic. This makes me wish I could give some motifakes zero Chinese Fu Dogs.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 9:48 pm
this one or the apology?
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 9:42 pm
See it? I approved it! Ha!
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 9:31 pm
no problem. if you didn't like it see poster 100790. thanks aggy
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 8:14 pm
You may have misunderstood, pzy... if you look around, there are a good deal of "offensive" posters... you've missed the point of the comments.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 8:11 pm
if your still offended, see poster 100790
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 7:08 pm
Who was it that approved the poster? i can't be the only deranged mind here.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:25 pm
The picture had serious motifake potential.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:48 pm
I laughed, but I'm an a**hole. this is still a pretty lame poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2010, 10:18 am
And I'm sure you meant "you're".....Expect to be criticized if you're gonna make so little effort.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2010, 9:24 am
I don't think he's offended. I think he sees the lameness in this poster...i know I do. 1L
pzykosiz - April 30, 2010, 4:35 am
if your offended, then get lost
ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 2:34 am
I hope you understand that Motifake is not like the game of golf. A lower score is not a good thing.


FRENCH TOAST - Mmmm, it's good Real good


TAGS: road trip
Rating: 2.14/5

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FACE MASKS - I don't know why they're wearing them. They didn't help Michael Jackson.


TAGS: rip
Rating: 2/5

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MILK - It comes from oxes now


TAGS: milk oxes gripherje
Rating: 1.79/5

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EliteDoom - August 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Don't you mean "bulls"?


PACK YOUR BAGS - We are going on a guilt trip ...




HOBBIES -


TAGS: get a grip
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sho - June 1, 2010, 7:25 pm
I just want the Gengar doll. Just that, I swear x_x
Cubbybear - May 28, 2010, 9:22 pm
Also a thin line between g** and straight...ok, let's not go there with this kid...LOL! 5/5


SOME GET BACK ON -




ROAD TRIP -


TAGS: road trip wrong turn idiots signs noobs
Rating: 4.63/5

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autumnspirit - February 9, 2011, 11:41 pm
Ignorance is Bliss!
5150monkeylove - February 9, 2011, 9:30 pm
especially when the law allows them to get away with anything, huh?


OH CRAP !! - The sick feeling you get when you let one rip and get more than what you wanted.


TAGS: rip
Rating: 4.25/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:07 pm
Rule #2 of an old man: "Never trust a fart to be dry" -My father
SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:18 pm
Today's Word of the Day is ... Shart!


MODERATORS -


TAGS: does ripped off and paraphrased count
Rating: 3.73/5

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rerun - March 16, 2011, 8:37 pm

missed this one, excellent
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Chicken? I suppose if you shave off the fur


PARTY ANIMAL - This guy is legendary




STRIPES3 -


TAGS: stripes
Rating: 3.1/5

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Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:28 am
How about making a motifake with DIFFERENT words! Yeah! You can do that now! I know. It must be magical. The only logical explanation...


STRIPES -


TAGS: stripes
Rating: 3.07/5

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Ivellios - September 4, 2009, 10:57 pm
EEEWWWWWWWW...


STRIPES2 -


TAGS: stripes
Rating: 3.06/5

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Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 1:03 pm
Gorgeous wrestler


HIGHER TAXES STOLE MY TRIP - If your parents' taxes went up, they make more than $250K a year. They lied to you about not being able to afford the trip.


TAGS: higher taxes stole my trip to disney
Rating: 3/5

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JMidasMulligan - September 16, 2009, 6:08 pm
Why should their taxes go up?


la la la la la laaaa -


TAGS: minnie riperton
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - July 7, 2013, 3:39 pm
you are most welcome...
Swampfox - July 7, 2013, 4:35 am
5l's and a fork off....
ughomer - July 6, 2013, 5:59 am
Hah! Good ol' Airman takes flight again!
Greeny - July 6, 2013, 4:12 am
Do you know how many years it took to forget??? Thanks a lot!


Reverse Cowboy -




Who Knew? -




Hippocratic or Hypocrite? -


TAGS: prescription doctors hippocratic hypocrite greed
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - October 20, 2013, 12:24 am
There is a reason (sales) why the drug companies have their sales reps (pushers) give the Doctors free dinners, shows, trips, etc. The Drs prescribe and the drug companies make $$$$$$.
falloutghoul - October 19, 2013, 9:28 am
Hippocrap.


Joint Ventures -




Inspiration -


TAGS: ideas inspiration creativity plagiarism ripoff
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - November 12, 2013, 8:31 pm
5/f for the epic LOLS


Divergent Games -




Look What We Made -


TAGS: striped bat gremlins cross breeding
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 4, 2014, 7:46 pm
Tidiness and toil. 5L


survival -




Pablo Picasso -


TAGS: explosion destruction memorial rip sacrifice
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - April 19, 2013, 3:29 pm

I guess the "up side" here (if there can be an up side) is that it is an industrial accident (so far) and not an act of terrorism.
EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2013, 2:57 pm
...and this time, it'll be Pre-Raphaelite.
GaryO - April 19, 2013, 6:52 am
Dang, the not close to Waco, it is a good 25 miles north and very distinct, actually settled by Czechs, is cursed
Texmil - April 18, 2013, 11:32 pm
Not close to Waco. It is a good 25 miles north and very distinct. Actually settled by Czechs. Drive through there all the time.
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 10:21 pm
Dang, Waco is cursed


Tipping -


TAGS: stripper tipping canned foods mad
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:20 pm
Damm, missed the four for a dollar sale


NOT THE FIRST TIME IT'S HAPPENED -




Dick Trickle -


TAGS: ***k trickle rip
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:10 pm

NEENER NEENER
mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:41 pm
He was a good driver and really nice to his fans. He also said some of the funniest stuff ever said in NASCAR. With a name like that, he had to have a sense of humor! 5L
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 1:12 am
Me too.
curlyrocks - May 16, 2013, 9:21 pm
I dunno, D!ck Butkus is right up there
GaryO - May 16, 2013, 8:07 pm
Heh...I thought the same thing


Rest in Peace, Tony -




Get Real -


TAGS: cripple single
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2013, 2:40 pm
(@ Mr. armless) you know, women like to on bottom too, you know. 5L


ONCE AGAIN -


TAGS: triple lindy
Rating: 4.67/5

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Titanpb - August 27, 2011, 5:20 am
excessive p*** viewing says i have seen this room before
agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 10:38 pm
LOL!


Prescription Deliveries -




DONNA SUMMER - I guess she didn't survive...


TAGS: donnasummer rip celebrity
Rating: 4.63/5

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deepsquatter804 - May 18, 2012, 2:15 pm
Gloria g**nor (still alive) sang "I Will Survive."


I'LL HAVE TO DEFEND MYSELF -




FREIGHT TRAIN -




Epiphany -




AMY WINEHOUSE -


TAGS: zombie rip
Rating: 4.38/5

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spacedog - July 27, 2011, 11:37 pm
Agreed. Vocally she was great.
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 6:59 am

honestly i loved her stuff.
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:31 pm
True, she pretty much was a walking zombie... but boy her voice was great.
Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 5:58 pm
The zombies have more meat on their bones than she does.


ATTRITION -


TAGS: quarters drinking alcohol spin the bottle stripper bikini
Rating: 4.28/5

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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:02 pm
5 poodles by the way
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:01 pm
LOL


RIP TONY CURTIS - YOU WILL BE MISSED BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. THANK YOU FOR THE MEMORIES THROUGH ALL THE YEARS...


TAGS: rip tony curtis
Rating: 4.15/5

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Gaviota - September 30, 2010, 10:31 pm
Yonda loys da castle a' mah fadda! Ah, great movie moments.


YOU NEVER KNOW - what you can do until you have to do it


TAGS: betty ford rip
Rating: 4.14/5

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EBP -


TAGS: trash cycle beginning stripper poledance
Rating: 4.13/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:19 am
She'll always be able to pay the rent! lol!
observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 5:45 pm
That is so wrong.


CROWD CONTROL -


TAGS: blatant ripoff from anonymous poster one upsmanship barely
Rating: 3.92/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:49 am
Can't even spell Houston right.....
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Houstin we have lift off
spacedog - October 24, 2009, 9:57 am
...Pull my finger. LOL.
Logic Man - August 4, 2009, 5:09 pm
Is this a self portrait you did here?


TO HAVE BEEN -




THINK OF IT LIKE SCRABBLE - A Triple Nerd Score.




SEAN ON HOLIDAY - Always the coolest guy at the beach




BACON WITHOUT MEAT - ----- MrRandom


TAGS: vegetarians can be convereted with a strip of bacon
Rating: 3.47/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:08 am
And they said Ghandi was smart!? Pssshh! 5L Mr. R!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 9:14 pm
*unintentional
Sean - September 18, 2009, 7:30 pm
Great punchline to an intentional joke.


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